v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

(via cerebralthunders)

braydaaan:

onlylolgifs:

Cop catches teens smoking pot

I watched this for like 5 minutes 
❝ The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
— Unknown (via perfect)

(Source: moeyhashy, via 07-07-10)

elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

(via 07-07-10)

laserbabe:

i hope you get to fuck somebody to an arctic monkeys song

(via 07-07-10)

booksarepeopletoo:

And the stars see everything inbetween.

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

(via spread-thelust)

breakingdads:

hemingay:

bagmilk:

*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!

put it back

Nah once a brony leaves his mother he never enters a woman again

(Source: bagmilk, via spread-thelust)